Friday, September 30, 2016

Things That Make You Say Hmmmmm!

I think blogging is a waste of time. People should share their thoughts with others who they are actively engaged with. I remember when we sat around the front room and talked as a family. Out loud face-to-face! Now, I get a text message from my son asking me several questions, and he is sitting just 3 feet away from me on the couch! Really! The Internet is not the place to discuss you problems and issues. That is for the Oprah Show. But seriously, I don't think the internet is the place to share, unless your someone I don't know and I can make fun of you. So the only thing I am willing to share is an IQ Test. See how well you can do.

Question 1: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many bricks are left on the plane?

Answer: 499 See not to hard right?

Question 2: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Answer: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge

Question 3: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Answer: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge

Question 4: The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?

Answer: The Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

Question 5: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?

Answer: The alligators are all at the birthday party.

Question 6: Sally dies anyways. Why?

Answer: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Oh BTW!  These are the questions my son was texting me while he was sitting on the couch.



    1. I always like these IQ tests! They are so simple but people tend to overthink them. I know I have before. They always make me laugh.

    2. wow!... I am at a loss for words.. I can see your distaste for blogs.. and the internet for that matter. Better luck next time